Tell her she can't have a vagina
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
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you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
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I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
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