And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
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if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
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Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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