and i looked up. we had an audience...
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
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My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
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I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
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