just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
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