i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
he told me I talked like a deaf person
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
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Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
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Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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