so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
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I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
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and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
We are all done wearing pants today
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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