Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
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we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
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i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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