I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
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