she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
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No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
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I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
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