The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
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