I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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