So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
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Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
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You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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