yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
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Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
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I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
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