That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
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So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
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I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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