Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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