She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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