Dude! wtf happend last nite? I woke up with 2 black eyes and a head ache
You stepped off the curb and face planted the road...twice
Why didnt you hold me up....and why a second time?
I helped you up but figured it was wayy funnier to watch you fall again then lose my buzz....
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
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