Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
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