Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
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You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
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I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
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