dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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