i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
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Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
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Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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