so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
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Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
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Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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