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• (310): View more from California

  that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something

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  its my fault though, i'm wearing tights

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  you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  Its only 8 and she is already passed out

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  Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2

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• (817): View more from Texas

  you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag

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  could you get any more awkward?

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now

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• (636): View more from Missouri

  Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time

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  swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty

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• (228): View more from Mississippi

  I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke

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  She kept going

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable

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• (917): View more from New York City

  Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"

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• (407): View more from Florida

  I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.

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