is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts