He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
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I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
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And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together