We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
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We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
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You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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