: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
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hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
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Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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