I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
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When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
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You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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