idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
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