either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
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And to think..we used to do everything sober...
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
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they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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