Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
Randomize
