Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
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We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
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I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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