Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
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