you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
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WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
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you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
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