You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I just found a bag of teeth...
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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