He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
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