Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
Randomize
