i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
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