Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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