Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
Randomize
