All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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