Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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