Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
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