She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
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he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
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Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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