theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
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Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
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HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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