You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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