Soap is not a condiment
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
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