I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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