She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
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As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
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The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
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