i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
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I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
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Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
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