On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
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