did you get engaged???
I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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