I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
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Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
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There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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