also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
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Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
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I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
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