: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
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Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
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She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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