fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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