This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
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It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
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Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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